The Return of 'Marblemooth' John.....

I got a visit at work today from ‘Marblemooth’ John, first time in ages that I’ve seen him.
(I had wondered if he had finally managed to throw off the shackles of alcoholism and cleaned up his act, but alas no. Pissed as ever in fact. )

Had a memorable conversation with him that, due to his shall we say ‘Highland’ accent, was largely incomprehensible.

Subjects that were definitely covered include - a wedding, sheep shearing, a car exhaust, hats, whisky and Inverness……all interspersed with comic sound effects and gestures.

If anyone remembers ‘The Fast Show’ on BBC2, this guy is ‘Marblemooth’ John to a tee. In fact he even looks a wee bit like him, too!