Right, Pay Attention...

...I've had enough of this.

Directions

1. Leave your house.

2. Make your way to London Heathrow Airport.

3. Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

4. Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

5. Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway South" follow for 0.2 miles.

6. Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow for 0.3 miles.

7. Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North Airport Exit" follow for 2.9 miles.

8. Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for 29.2 miles.

9. Then continue on US287 north - follow for 91.1 miles.

10. "US287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles.

11. Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for 104.0 miles.

12. "US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles.

13. Continue to follow "US287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles.

14. Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow for 7.8 miles.

15. Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5miles.

16. Take the Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for 1.7 miles.

17. Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1 miles.

18. Arrive at the centre of "Amarillo, Texas".

Now THAT'S the way to Ama-fucking-rillo...