OK, I'm back from Glasgow, alive and well (though goodness knows how!)
Football-wise, we managed to make it through to the quarter-finals where we were defeated by a team of youngsters, all fit and fast. Not a beer belly amongst them! Damn their washboard stomachs to hell!
The whole trip was an interesting experience, though. I hadn't realised what a bunch of pure-mad-mental-by-the-way-pal-but idiots they are.
I'll give an example...
Someone who shall remain nameless (Chris Sinclair) stated, quite emphatically that Giant Pandas deserve to be shot. All of them.
Reason being that they tend to have trouble procreating in the wild (never mind in captivity).
"Pandas! Shoot them all! They're too thick to even shag each other! This is a species that doesn't really want to be here! They even eat nothing but bamboo shoots, yet they're carnivorous! Thick as mince!"
"Don't donate money to save the pandas! Shoot the fuckers instead! They deserve to die!"
Quote of the trip though was this, spoken in pure Ned-ish :-
"Has the bin-man been, man?"
"Naw, the bin-man's no' been, man..."
More stories to follow.....including "Cup-A-Soup", "Spanish women at 3.30am" and "The Incredible Falling-down Man"....
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