Well, The Incredible Falling Down Man has been at it again!
This time, he falls out with his car big style after it breaks down.
He goes out on the piss and gets it into his head that he'd like to do a "Basil Fawlty" on his car, but with a golf club instead of a branch. So off he toddles home, into the house and gets a golf club....
Unfortunately, he's that pissed he can't open his front door again to go out to the car, so decides to take it out on the door itself!
After laying into the door for a wee bit, shattering the wee window and bending the putter a bit, the cops show up and ask him "Hello, hello, hello. What's going on here, then?" to which he replies, as calm as you like...
"I don't know...? I'm trying to hit the car..."
A quick caution from the rozzers and they leave him to it.
When his girlfriend comes home from visiting friends, she's horrified to see the big man gleefully trying to chip bits of broken glass through the broken window with his pitch-wedge....
Best bit though, is that he's got a job interview with Northern Constabulary next Monday!
What do you think his chances are?
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